he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
id be glad to
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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