curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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