Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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