I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
accomplished twins. life is a go
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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