It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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