Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
