i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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