Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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