I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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