Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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