what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
it glows. i had to have it.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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