what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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