You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's blow job season.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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