Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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