The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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