this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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