I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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