she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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