So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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