That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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