Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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