Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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