what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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