Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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