member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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