Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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