I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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