It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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