He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I did not marry a roomba.
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