She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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