Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Your cock deserves a montage
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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