he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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