at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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