He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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