what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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