Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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