Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left