you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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