so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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