Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
handjob tips. give me some.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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