Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
vagina is talking i cant
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
