Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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