Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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