I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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