they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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