Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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