Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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