the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course