I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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