one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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