I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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