This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I FOUND THE LEGS
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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