She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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